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Gormster 

Someone who is Gormless but you want to use a differant, more interesting term. (eg. Putting 'ster' on the end) The advantage to using this insult is that no one will no one what it means! (Not a Guarantee)
Matt: Hey Jack, you smell funny!

Jack: You're a complete gormster Matt.

Matt: What?
Gormster by Jack (JAM) April 11, 2008
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Goomster 

1. Small child below the age of 4 who possesses one or more of the following characteristics:Extremely cute, unquestionably innocent, and always happy. Most often chubby in the face although there are exceptions.
2. Any kind of small animal. No further classification required except that said animal must invoke feelings of unadulterated joy and/or an overall sense of temporary nirvana.

3. Pretty much any other living creature or giggly stuffed animal that makes you want to poke them in the belly/pinch their cheeks/pet them/steal them.
4. Don't be alarmed, the "steal them" reference in definition #3 is not meant to be taken seriously by friends or family of goomster enthusiasts, as it is often overused and the act is never carried through.
Coversation between Ben (a goom') and his Aunt.

Ben's Aunt: "Ben are you tired?"
Ben: ............................................."yes."
Goomster Enthusiast passing by: "Oh my god he's such a goom I'm gonna steal him!"
Goomster by Goomstar July 19, 2010

gorester 

A woman with low morals and low standards. A slut, or whore, with a fake tan and fake blonde hair. Plasters on the make-up like a trollop. Has new boyfriend every other week and is widely notorious for her promiscuity.
"Did Jenna blow you last night?"
"Man, she blew me and Mark last night, she is such a gorester."
gorester by Peaches & Cupcake June 19, 2008

gorpster 

A gorpster is a person who bites at their own farts in their dirty bath-water while using their cell-phone (if they haven't been de-platformed), to down-vote another guy's urban dictionary posts that are a memorial tribute to his sweet beloved dog.
There's always a tRumpty, anti-gay gorpster!
gorpster by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021

gorfster 

A gorfster is a person who bites fart bubbles in a tub, pool, or hot tub.
The got in the tub and he let one rip. She immediately dove face first into the water, trying to inhale the fart bubble before it came to the surface. He knew at that point, she was a gorfster.
gorfster by anonymous October 9, 2022