A person who believes Al Gore is the greatest scientific mind to have ever walked the earth and goes to outrageously stupid lengths to make themselves out to be "green", "eco-friendly" or "organic", etc. Also known as "Greentards" or "Ecotards"
Man, I set up a tent at the G8 protest and made a killing off of these Goretards by selling them bottled tap water I labeled as 100% organic and carbon-free. Dipshits!
by Spunkelunker July 29, 2010
someone who is a retard and makes outrageous claims like Al Gore
"I invented the internet", said Matt. "Don't be a Goretard", retorts Christian.
by XavierFigueroa February 13, 2010