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a person, generally persian boys with lots of hair and bad breath, who fart a lot, and loudly. in fact they fart so often that their very essence is associated with the word fart or as they would say "gooz". One would say they are like a mechanical gooz machine - aka a goozbet.
my brother farted in the car and a week later it still smelled like shit. God he's such a goozbet.
Goozbet by jingly March 24, 2011
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The princess of her Goombah.
(Daughter of Goombah)
As tough as the Goombah can be, His Goombet will ALWAYS warm is heart and make him smile.
Goombet by TheFrizzz January 15, 2021
A perfect sweet and all around beautiful girl who will do anything for her goober.
Goober: "Oh charlee you are the one and only goobet for me!"
goobet by _Just4You_ November 4, 2015

Goobette 

Female version of goober, a nickname, a term of endearment,
Love you, goodnight goobette!
Goobette by Jessica19877 April 14, 2011

goobette 

a female goober, a silly, stupid, lovable girl
"Oh that girl is such a goobette, sometimes i wanna slap her, other times its just funny"
goobette by justpostalready January 14, 2010

Goozber (Goozber Mc Cringe On Youtube) 

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goozber is am yes of am is yease? Y E S Sub to Goozber (Goozber Mc Cringe On Youtube)
He is hawt dawddy suach a man *sweats hotly*
Its so hot cuz his is Goozber
Goozber by am yease of goozber April 1, 2021