Top Definition
When pieces of feces are attached and/or stuck to the hair of your taint/gootch

Common Abbv: Gootchmonst
Dan: Ugh my taint is itchy I think it was invaded by a gootchmonster.
Steve:That sucks. I had to go to a doctor for those
by spartan9664 January 21, 2010

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