Goontang

A goofy or odd looking female

Hey Matt, I was walking around Walmart late last night.
The goontang was out in full force.

by Mandy FAC April 15, 2017

Goontang

A tasty alcoholic drink combining the subtle flavours of goon (insanely cheap cask wine) and tang (space age orange flavoured cordial concentrate power). A cheap and easy way to get yourself competely trashed.

person A : "Hey dude, what are you drinkin' tonight?"
person B : "Goontang!!"
person A : "wow - i never knew you were cool...!"

by NeeqWM May 29, 2005

Goontang

Goontang - Alcoholic mixed beverage
A highly sophisticated cocktail made by adding a small portion of Orange Tang to Cask Wine.

-Goontang
1 part Tang
2 part Goon
Served in 425ml beer glass
-Goontini
1 part Goon
2 part Gin
Small about of Tang for flavour
Served in Martini cocktail glass

Use Goontang to get some Poontang

by Skreech November 9, 2006