A person that poops on another persons chest
Oh man,last night i walked in on my mom getting goonered
by Zer0Enigma February 13, 2008
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Refers to female girls/woman who are strangely addicted to men who wear facial hair. (beards, mustache, fu-manchu, etc;). Most of which female gender girls/women are more often then not name Sabrina, Shelly, or Yvonne.

Someone who is extremely weird is known as a "Gooner"
Hey, that girl is a Gooner because she is obssesed with Brian Wilson's beard
by vfamousforlife July 1, 2011
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An individual who follows the dominant figure in a group mirroring their behaviors and always agreeing; A lackey, a yes man
"Did you hear Jimmy back up Steven in that argument."
"Yeah he even said sure thing boss, hes a total gooner"
by Dr. Blanket June 5, 2023
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A person (male or female) who enjoys watching pornographic content alot. The term has evolved alot since it's inception as it was used for porn loving males initially but now includes females as well.

A GOONER finds art in display of human sexuality by others but is shy to do it himself/herself.

With pornography becoming mainstream due to sudden surge of digital distribution by means of mobile internet connectivity and mobile apps

{such as:

1-SnapChat where porn stars/ content creators* perform live to a subscription based audience for money. The performances include striping naked, naked dancing (belly dancing or twerking etc.), having sex in positions requested by live audience.

2- TikTok where porn stars/ content creators* record some dance moves in clothes and some naked then edit these clips into one video with some background music to give an illusion of a transition from clothed to naked dancing while complying to music beats playing in background or transitioning from twerking to riding a dick and still keeping the rhythm of moves to the background music.}

more and more people are becoming GOONERs as they get both an entertaining performance and satisfying sexual fantasy all at same time. Some more enthusiastic GOONERs go the extra mile to edit porn videos and add background music to such edited compilation so as to match their taste, such videos are referred to as PMV (Porn Music Video).

*Mostly women, with a very high percentage of young girls
He is a bigtime GOONER, you should watch the PMVs he creates.

She is such a GOONER that the porn stars/ content creators refer their audience to PMVs/Compilations she created from their videos, they even call her their greatest fan ever.
by sam alter October 21, 2023
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Australian slang for a social drinker or party goer who only drinks cheap Cask Wine Goon. Not to be confused with an English Football supporter.
Wazza took a cask of Fruity Lexia to Dazza's bucks night because he is a Gooner.
by Kryten_2X4B_523P April 26, 2015
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A reference to the previously twitch now kick streamer crackyreads, in reference to the egirl brei_elle and a quote she said
It’s that damn Jewish gooner incest magic, it’s the reptilians taking my energy in my dreams
by Breisimp69 May 20, 2023
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