Goombus

Also known as a sub-species of the pelican, a goombus is a someone who is really not aesthetically beautiful at all, or even particularly intelligent, but manages to lure in numerous members of the opposite sex with goofy and floppy movements.

Also manages to find themselves at the hottest parties, without being invited; also see 'nudge'

That guy is such a goombus

by Goombus lover September 17, 2007

Goombus

A mentally disabled dog with good intentions.

Quit being a silly Goombus

by Jack the Hub Guy July 19, 2023

Oombus Goombus

When a baby is born and is automatically the sweetest, squishiest little thing. Oombus Goombus’ have big beautiful eyes, perfect little noses, tiny micro lips, dimples on the yummiest chubby cheeks, and a healthy dose of extra chins. A perfectly imperfect Oombus Goombus.

He was born an oombus goombus!

by rorsiesaucey June 20, 2021

Goobus

Half way between a goober and a dingus. Not quite a dingus, but more goofy than a goober.

Man, that Ethan kid is a real Goobus.

by Goobmaster66 February 16, 2017

Gombus

Extremely large, gigantic, huge

Once you see a pair of gombus porcupines engaged in sexual intercourse you’ll never be able to unsee it again.

by Jakeobob January 1, 2020

I am fishing for your Goombas

Something Mario says on some Super Mario Go-Fish game on the PC. Makes me laugh *shrug*

Some might say he his fishing for some stereotypical Italian men.

by Tim XYZ November 2, 2003

Goombutt

A butt with a shape similar to that of a Goomba, the brown, mushroom-like enemy from the Super Mario video game franchise. Like a trapezoid with rounded corners, the butt is wider at the bottom than the top and horizontally flat across the lower edge. In form fitting pants, rather than looking like a pair of melons, the goombutt looks more like an underfilled water balloon sitting on a table.

I thought she looked good, but then she turned around and saw that she's got a goombutt. That chick needs to get her ass to the gym.

by 0peny0ureyes June 7, 2019