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Gooklamont (Noun)

1. A victim of horrible burns to the face and other aesthetically important anatomical regions.

2. An ugly motherfucker

(Coined by Will Schenck, and another quasi-important Schenck)
"That's one ugly mother fucking Gooklamont"
by WillSchenck- July 04, 2009

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Gooklamont (Noun)

1. A victim of horrible burns to the face and other aesthetically important anatomical regions.

2. An ugly motherfucker

(Coined by Will Schenck, and another not quasi-important Schenck)
"That's one ugly mother fucking Gooklamont"
by WillSchenck July 04, 2009

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

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