Goognostic 

Someone who has knowledge sought from Google. A person who attains a higher state of cognition via the Internetz.

Alternatively...

I know a secret or two about Goo
She won't mind if i tell you
I know a secret or two about Goo
I know a secret about Goo and you

VonMetz: So did you go to Uni to figure that out?
MC: Nah, was easy. I'm a Goognostic.
VonMetz: Any halftard could do that.

Goognostic by Pi_Rate June 24, 2010

Agoognostic 

One who believes there is not enough evidence to neither prove nor disprove the existance of Google.

Terrance, a chronic fence-sitter in all public debates, is a great businessman who avoids controversy by finding and massaging the common bone in everyone he meets. It is unclear what is at the center of his scientific compass, but when asked his position on Google, he replied he was agoognostic.

Agoognostic by Ruhbee! October 29, 2007

googlestick 

Male Organ Between The Legs Above The Testicles That Plays Hide And Seek With A Womans Hoo-Hoo.

Hey Baby Can I Stick My Googlestick In Your Hoo-Hoo.

googlestick by Ethan Petty January 27, 2008

gagnostic 

A person who doesn't know whether gay people are just faking it to get attention.

Gay + agnostic

Person 1: "Do you think gay people exist?"
Person 2: "I don't know. I'm a gagnostic."

gagnostic by memorandis May 3, 2011

gymgnostic 

A state of divine transcendence, reached through exercise.

His endorphins surging, what he saw in the mirror after his daily devotion to the ellipticals, free weights, rowers and treadmills lulled him into a gymgnostic state of belief in his own divinity.

gymgnostic by Monkey's Dad March 6, 2020

goonstick 

Slang for your dick, typically used by men aged 30-38 who partake in a self pleasuring act known as gooning.

Dominant Female: "Why don't you have your goonstick in your hands? Pull it out soy boy!"

Soy: "I am so sorry my goddess, I'll start gooning right now for you."

goonstick by ripjaden March 28, 2023

grognostic 

the awareness of a person's enviroment, surroundings, situation while under the influence of alcohol

playing a game while "grognostic"" gives a sense of reality vs reality and i think this is an apt word

i had 16 drinks but was grognostic of where i was siiting

grognostic by Griblett February 5, 2010