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Googliality 

To prove whatever you want by using Google (the wrong way).
German Newspaper "Bild" wanted to demonstrate how bad and rotten the internet is:
"If you search for "god" you'll receive only 418 mio pages. Search for "Sex" gets 432 mio pages." What they forgot: If you also search for "gott" (german word for "god"), this will add some more 59 mio pages ("Sex" is written the same way in german too).

Kai: "The internet is soooo bad, it contains 19.8 million idiots."
Wolf: "C'mon, this is not reality, it's only googliality."
Googliality by Peter Wolf November 10, 2008
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Geogriality 

The act, or action of engaging in forced or unforced sexual "relations" with a piece of land, terrain, or geographical feature on the earth.

e.i. making love to hole in a ground
e.i. having sex with a tree
e.i. banging the side of a cliff
e.i. trying to make babies with a rock
- like bestiality, but with land instead of animals

- Usually occurs during tree hugging events/hippy gatherings known as Landpartys
person 1: "DUDE, DID U SEE THAT HOLE IN THE GROUND, IT TURNED ME ON...SOO MUCH. I JUST WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO IT"

person 2:"dude, wtf, i never would have pegged you as one who engages in geogriality"

person 1:"u better believe it son, i've never been so hot n' sweaty in my life! ITS SO WRONG, BUT IT FEELS SO RIGHT!"
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googleablity 

you have the abilty to google that word or w/e u are googleing

you have the googleablity to find that on google
googleablity by chris99163 April 1, 2009
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026