Googlebird
Man 1: Dude, is that Sarah Jessica Parker? She's got a nice body! But...
Man 2: Yeah, she's a friggin' googlebird.
Man 2: Yeah, she's a friggin' googlebird.
Googlebird by F8L September 29, 2008
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googlebitch
verb - to use an internet search engine to research a topic, especially with the intent of getting something done quickly and easily. Characterized by using the first five results, despite credits or presence of accurate information.
noun - the website, page, or entry from which the information was taken.
noun - slang term for the person one gets to research for them
noun - the website, page, or entry from which the information was taken.
noun - slang term for the person one gets to research for them
Yo man, I totally just googlebitched that history project.
Andy used Wikipedia as his googlebitch for a report on Gregorian Chant.
This essay is great! Thanks googlebitch
Andy used Wikipedia as his googlebitch for a report on Gregorian Chant.
This essay is great! Thanks googlebitch
googlebitch by K.A.L. January 11, 2009
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Googlebender
1) A googlebender is someone who refers to google to get information at all times. Normally they do not retain what they learn, because the information is instantly available again to them later. Usually seen browsing google on their cellphones, laptops, wristwatches, computers, and any other electronic device that google may have invaded.
2) May also be used to describe someone who instantly uses google to find anything they need on the web.
2) May also be used to describe someone who instantly uses google to find anything they need on the web.
If it wasn't for the internet, that googlebender wouldn't know anything.
How did you find that video?
I'm quite the googlebender.
How did you find that video?
I'm quite the googlebender.
Googlebender by 1st Emperor of the Internet May 25, 2009
Googlebore
I started a quiz about church history on my Facebook status, but a Googlebore killed it off in seconds and spoiled the fun by googling the right answer.
Googlebore by revmpj August 26, 2013
googlebitch
verb - to use an internet search engine to research a topic, especially with the intent of getting something done quickly and easily. Characterized by using the first five results, despite credits or presence of accurate information.
googlebitch by K.A.L. January 11, 2009
googletard
n. A person who can't find things on Google. They're unable to understand the concept of keywords and generalization, and can spend hours searching for something on Google that a normal person can find inside a few minutes.
Maria: "I'm trying to write a paper on the presidential race and I can't find anything about it on Google."
Cindy: "Huh? That's inconceivable."
Maria: "I've been searching for an hour."
Cindy: "What are you searching for?"
Maria: "I put in WHO WILL WIN THE RACE NEXT YEAR?"
Cindy: "You're such a googletard. Search for 'presidential race 2008'."
Maria: "Oh. This thing is so hard."
Cindy: "Huh? That's inconceivable."
Maria: "I've been searching for an hour."
Cindy: "What are you searching for?"
Maria: "I put in WHO WILL WIN THE RACE NEXT YEAR?"
Cindy: "You're such a googletard. Search for 'presidential race 2008'."
Maria: "Oh. This thing is so hard."
googletard by ClimbingTheLog February 12, 2008
googletard
One who posts a question that could easily be answered by a search engine or wiki in a forum or chat room.
Post: Hay guyz, what is the capital of Iceland?
Reply: You are a Googletard
Post: Yo, what is a good bait for Tiger Muskie?
Reply: You have taken Googletarding to a new level
Reply: You are a Googletard
Post: Yo, what is a good bait for Tiger Muskie?
Reply: You have taken Googletarding to a new level
googletard by fairman January 2, 2009
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