The process in which you lick your partner’s ear and slowly whisper

“Goodbye endless spam calls. Hello to a phone plan with built in spam blocking. See you later, networks that are unsafe. Hello built in VPN, now the networks I join are private. Goodbye hackers and trackers finding my personal information. Hello to a phone plan that keeps me safe and secure. Goodbye everything you can't”
Let’s skip foreplay and start google-fying.
by The Silliest of Men December 1, 2021
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