1. One of the fastest and most widely used search engines.

2. Slang used by hoes in Subic, Philippines meaning to stick a finger up someone's asshole to make them cum. In Subic US Naval Forces pay hoes by each nut or cum. Pronounced goo-goll.
1. I just used google to find some pregnant porn.
2. Sergeant Jones was taking too long to bust so she googled him so they can finish the transaction.
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Not the number
(or something like that...)
That's "Googol"
People makes this mistake a lots of times, because the name Google came from the word (and number) googol by accident.
"Example can't be blank"

okey, no example then..
"Example should include the word "Google""
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To google someone is to stick ones opposable digit up another's butthole during or prior to a sex act . One may google them self as well but it must be with there thumb and must be purely for pleasure or it isn't googleing . Some say it's a web based firm but its not entirelly true striking a thum up the asshole has been going on long before the NSA started a search engine.
Smell my thumb if it smelled like your shit you got googled
I think rapey Steve was googleing him self while he was taking a piss at the bar last night.
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- where people from all religions, backgrounds, and places can graciously share their pictures for the entire world to search and pick through.
Whats a 1996 Ford Taurus Station Wagon look like? I don't know, GOOGLE it!
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A company that wants to be "pressed right up against the creepy line".

A company that believes privacy and copy-write only matter in relation to them and their company.

For example, a journalist dared to use Google to search for information on Eric Shit. The company that published the article, CNET, were Blackballed by Google for a year to teach them a lesson on who is in charge.

They want your data, but do not ever dare to gather data on them.

They also have zero respect for copy-write as they are currently stealing every book in the world, claiming they can do what they want, they also have one of the largest budgets for 'political contributions', funny that.

You-tube is full of copy-write material, but Google, say it is nothing to do with them as they gather ad revenue from other peoples creative work.

Worst company which is praised as a god by morons who think this behaviour is acceptable by a corporation.

Watch the film Idiocracy to see the future Google has in store for you. "Free Stuff!"
Bing these three words; CNET, Blackball, Google!
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Dan: Oh god, Dominoes is totally a Google.
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Jesus almost always has the answers, but if he doesnt, Google can answer your request
I asked Jesus for a website to shop for boxer briefs, but he gave me too long of an answer, so I just asked Google
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