Mother-In-Law's secret stash of pleasure toys. Typically this is in a nightstand drawer where is it easy to reach on short notice. Examples of items typically found include vibrators, anal beads, nipple clamps, etc. The goodies could also include items for more than solo-action such as ball gags, ropes, floggers, and paddles.
Last night I thing that my live in Mother-in-Law used up everything in her MiL goodie drawer. There were "happy noises" from her room all night!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)