Goodge

a socially awkward fat girl, a grenade, a debber downer, a cock block, a becky.

Goodge is here, hide.

by LONDONFUNDON May 5, 2011

Goodge

The stroking and playing with someones hair.

Dad: If you don't stop playing with my hair i'm going to shave it off
Boy: It's not playing it Goodgeing Pa
Dad: Don't argue with me boy.

by Shifty Pye1 May 31, 2009

goodge

a boy/man who takes a long time to do something constantly or if they’re late

“You’re late again?!! Whatta goodge!”

by beepboopstopio December 29, 2019

goodge

a womans gee or pussy. Named after an area of london

'your mothers goodge' 'nice bit of goodge

by Ooch February 1, 2005

goodge

Noun: Goodge
Verb: To Goodgefy
Meaning: The homosexual act of spoodging spoodge
Action:Goodgification

Dude,my mate totally goodged in that guys arse.
Man,I just completed a total act of goodgification.

by Andy Starzak August 29, 2005

goodge

When an action takes a course which is bad ie sarcastic.

Beard says "Oh look i have just circumcised my self"

Gunga says "Goodge you are so lucky"

by crowbar your life August 18, 2004

Goodge

A small cute black bear who is also a backpack

Aww what a cute goodge!

by 666GGG666 April 21, 2018