A shorter form of I'm leaving the board forever, usually posted by people with ADHD, PMS, or menopause, CAPSLOCKERS, dyslexics, n00bs and duh-weebs who are disoriented because they haven't taken the time to learn how to properly use a particular forum's features or interact with people on it.
1. N00b posts message and returns three weeks later and can't find it because it has been scrolled off to the second page by three weeks worth of newer messages:
Who did you $&*^@* delete my message!!! Goodbye Cruel ForuM?????
2. ADHD sufferer submits several messages, after each of which is notified that each message will be reviewed for posting; is too impatient to read that, so:
WHY CAN"T I POST MESSGES LIKE ANYBUDY ELSE? GOODBYE CRUEL FORUM!!!!
3. Capslocker: I WUZ CALM DOWN TIL ALL YOU TOLD ME TO CLAM DOWN!!! GOOD BYE CRLUE FORUM!?!!
4. Dyslexic: I dono wat u mean by my nice gisnature, but u shudnt talk to peeple that way! Goodby cruel forum!
5. Duh-weeb tries to insult someone, but replies to the wrong message and insults someone else. That person replies in kind, and duh-weeb tries to insult him too, but again replies to the wrong message and insults another innocent bystander, and on and on...
Why are all you guys on his side against me??? Goodbye cruel forum!!!
Who did you $&*^@* delete my message!!! Goodbye Cruel ForuM?????
2. ADHD sufferer submits several messages, after each of which is notified that each message will be reviewed for posting; is too impatient to read that, so:
WHY CAN"T I POST MESSGES LIKE ANYBUDY ELSE? GOODBYE CRUEL FORUM!!!!
3. Capslocker: I WUZ CALM DOWN TIL ALL YOU TOLD ME TO CLAM DOWN!!! GOOD BYE CRLUE FORUM!?!!
4. Dyslexic: I dono wat u mean by my nice gisnature, but u shudnt talk to peeple that way! Goodby cruel forum!
5. Duh-weeb tries to insult someone, but replies to the wrong message and insults someone else. That person replies in kind, and duh-weeb tries to insult him too, but again replies to the wrong message and insults another innocent bystander, and on and on...
Why are all you guys on his side against me??? Goodbye cruel forum!!!
by Downstrike November 9, 2004