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1.
A person who is an angry virgin and as such has plenty of free time and an uptight disposition. They frequently correct the spelling of others for no reason other than to feel superior whilst looking and sounding like a douche to those observing.

This douchebaggery adds to the long odds of them ever having sex and thus the vicious circle continues.
"Your friend Antony is a bit of a douche"
"Yeah, he's a really good speller"
by IamStandingRightBehingYou May 18, 2010