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Perhaps the worst ship to ever sail the ocean.

Its figurehead was a whore in bed, and its mast was the Captain's penis.

It is such a horrible vessel, it has its own song:

Aboard the good ship venus,
by christ ya should've seen us.
The figurehead was a whore in bed,
and the mast was the captains penis.

The Sex Pistols picked up this song, rewrote it, and named it Friggin' in the Riggin'
dirty sailor song, bawdy sea shanty.

Aboard the good ship venus...
by Melonman36 April 10, 2010