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goochmacher 

job title for a macher (maker) of high end gooch who then goes on to sell it to the highest bidder

pronounced <gootch-makher>
he's not a pimp, he's a goochmacher
goochmacher by PieCrustEater June 5, 2020
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a not-so-rare creature that has somehow managed to make itself unappealing to all 5 senses. their offenses include but are not limited to: greasy hair, greasy skin, an all around lack of personal hygiene, unsightly facial structure, unbecoming clothing, and a very long, very questionable list of sexual partners.
uma: "did you go home with that fuckin gooface from the bar last night?"

gunther: "nah man. bitch was the gooiest."
gooface by steinenhoot April 30, 2010

Gooch Face 

1. Someone who has a really bad, fugly face which obviously looks like a gooch. ( mainly gingers ).
2. Someone whos face somewhat reminds you of a gooch.
3. Ugly, Ugly, Ugly, Ugly, Ugly and Fugly.
1. " Wow dude she has a GOOCH FACE! "
2. " Holy cow Ms Olds has a GOOCH FACE! "
3. " GOOCH FACE, GOOCH FACE! "
Gooch Face by Legally Quiffe June 29, 2009

Gookface 

A derogatory term for use against someone of Asian (usually Korean) heritage.
"My friend didn't know not to say gookface, so when our asian friend walked up to us in a populated area, he screamed "HEY GOOKFACE" and the whole crowd looked at him.
Gookface by Boner_Gonna_Bone September 5, 2013
a penis for a head; used as an insult
"You gochuface!!!"
gochuface by tree December 2, 2003

goobface 

a person who is a total goof ball. not just a slight one, a total one.
Amy is such a goobface. She just tried to break dance and it didnt go so well. She ended up in the punch bowl.
goobface by Dearheart May 21, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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