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A Gooch Tap is when someone gets a cylinder object and WHAM taps a dude right in the Gooch..Slightly missing the ball area. This can cause a sharpening pain.. BEWARE THE GOOCH TAP
My cousin tapped me in the gooch with a flashlight and loudly screamed, GOOCH TAP BITCH!

I walked past this hot bitch and she tapped my goocch
by Billiam Molnar January 22, 2005

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