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A pudgy Muskrat who ejaculates into his own couch, thinking that it is an drunken underage girl
13 Year Old Girl:"I think I have a Gonya stuck in my vagina"
Whomever: "Does it smell like depression and broken dreams"
13 yo Girl: "Only when I walk next to my sofa"
by Michael Swaim wannabe May 29, 2010