Gollum arsed means when you are absolutely fucked from drinking and smoking weed
Mate you are Gollum arsed “
by Stayout March 15, 2019
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(n); Long straggly hairs hanging down the forehead of a fat girl, sprouting from her hairline. In layman's terms, the fat girl's "point of no return" in caring about her appearance. Most likely to be accompanied by a ponytail, t-shirt, and Burkenstocks.
"I heard she had let her self go since high school, but I never expected her to have Gollum Bangs!"
by fatgirlsaremylife July 24, 2009
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Did you see Theresa May curtsy to Prince William? It was a right gollum slut drop, she went clunge first into the royal deck.
by BratfudReally June 22, 2018
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The shittiest new game. Play as Gollum and do whatever. The idea ain't even original as you could play as Gollum in LEGO Dimensions, and he actually did something meaningful in that game.
by FurryHunter69 May 30, 2023
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to ejaculate a load in the anus of the middle earth creature Gollum while wearing the ring of power as a cock ring.
by devildoggydogg March 12, 2008
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sounds like frank skinner,looks like gollum,
likes,staffies,porn,fags,phones,baths,doors, likes riding in a straight line but is crap on bends.Also has a phobia of GSX 1400'S.
"brb fag"
"brb door"
"hold still you bast dog"
"fook me a gixxer"
by LOL October 25, 2004
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Gollumism is the cult like worshipping of wealth in a rabid, self-serving obsession that drives plutobrats to destroy the society and the economy that gave them the opportunity to become wealthy. Gollumism is often associated with the chanting of my precious, my precious, my precious in dark, foreboding and confining spaces like our nation’s capital and corporate boardrooms.
Gollumism is starving our national economy of the shared prosperity it desperately needs to empower consumers to spend our nation back into widespread prosperity and economic stability and security.
by Wisdom Seeker March 9, 2014
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