gollum

A guy who lives with his mom, has no job, no car, no life, and no prospects, yet still thinks he's better than you.
Obssessed with hanging around you and constantly trying to impress you with things you know he hasn't done.

"Did you hear that Bob was talking about how he was gonna go to New York this weekend?"
"Yeah, right. The guy can't even afford a bus ticket. He's such a gollum, he's probably gonna ask me for a ride."

by daboz April 28, 2003

gollum

a strange midget resembaling peter stamp who gets pleasure from stroking his ring.

hey pete what u doin,.......ARGHH PUT IT AWAY!

by C January 9, 2004

gollum

Character from J.R.R. Tolkein's Lord of the Rings. Schizophrenic and sexually frustrated. Alter ego, Smegel (the good one)

Gollum: Master betrayed us! We must kill him!
Smegel: We can't kill master! We loves him.

by E change October 5, 2003

gollum

Horny crack head who sucked on Frodo's finger all night long (since Frodo has no cock)

LET'S WATCH TEH GOLLUM SEX TAPE LOL!!!!111!!!111lol

by FAG GRENADE July 24, 2004

Gollumed

To fall or be pushed into the centre of an active volcano (like Gollum from Lord of the Rings).

Shorty was giving me gip up on the 'cano lip, so I Gollumed the fucker.

by Stephsteal February 16, 2016

gollum

a faggot who also doubles as a wanker

guy #1: wow your such a gollum
guy #2: no, I'm just a wanker

by jnik July 11, 2004

Gollum

a sexual act where one man cums in another man's nose, then the other man snorts up the cum like a loogie and spits it in the other man's face

brian got gollumed by steve

by Bob Sanders March 8, 2004