Gollatz
(Go lat z) The quintessential beach bum. Darkly tanned and always a nice pair of shades. Gollatz will always be found with a cold brew in one hand, sand in his shorts and either bare feet or with flip flops. Owns only a few shirts, (which of course are all tank tops) and shorts but a ton of swimsuits. A Gollatz has the most incredible job hanging from cell towers and always knows the best place in town to get a cold one.
Gollatz by afriendtoyou September 30, 2011
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