Gollahmer

A cross between Gollum and Jeffrey Dahmer. A singularly repellent person by sight, sound or smell.

Gollahmer has something weird hanging off his mustache again. Gollahmer smells like he took a bath in hot buttermilk this morning. Gollahmer was on your computer while you gone; here's the pine-sol.

Gollahmer by Deann November 4, 2007

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Lexi Gallaher

she's not as bad as everyone thinks. she had some things happen to when she was younger. and she doesn't have a very good role model. sure, she's fucked up but who hasn't.

people judge her. everyday she wakes up with a hundred different haters who don't know a damn thing about her.
try to look her in the eyes in and feel her pain, ask her how it feels to be left in the rain. each and everyday theirs people old and new judging her. she feels alone, like no ones there for her. give her a break.

Lexi Gallaher really isn't as bad as everyone thinks.

Lexi Gallaher by hertruestory October 12, 2011

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Gollahmer • goldhamer • Lexi Gallaher

goldhamer

my english teacher who hates me and doesn't understand me

Goldhamer hates me

goldhamer by Cindy January 25, 2004

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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