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Dr. Goldfield 

The "doctor" of the amazing canadian tv show kenny vs spenny.
goldfield has many different authentic chinese herbal medicines and tricks to help kenny beat spenny at all costs.
DR. Goldfield: Noooo, chinese seal penis is veeery good. Powerful for you.
Kenny: so how much does it cost?
goldfield: mmmm six thousand.
Kenny: How much is my penis worth?
*pause*
Kenny: Probably millions right?
Goldfield: of course.
Dr. Goldfield by Supakupatroopa April 1, 2009

Alexander Goldwire 

the sexiest man ever sooo hot and really smart but has litle common sense regarding his true loves
wow you can just tell his name is Alexander Goldwire
Alexander Goldwire by googler101 October 27, 2011
He's godfire.
Godfire by Potatomaste_69 June 25, 2019

GoldFreddyYT 

The Mincerafter youtuber that wrote the voidmaster story.
"Hey GoldFreddyYT, Why did you perish?"

"I was too elegant to exist, due to his dark master wishes."
GoldFreddyYT by TheWazolo January 24, 2023

Goldwired 

Albert einstein is goldwired
Goldwired by abcdefgfdfgfd February 27, 2023
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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