Gold Medal

The act of eating a girl out while she is preforming a handstand.

Dude do you see that girl doing the handstand over there? She is just asking for a gold medal.

by GoldMedal1 March 22, 2010

Gold Medal

After giving a girl a pearl necklace, you urinate on her neck

That girl was really freaky. She didn't want me to just cum on her neck, she wanted me to R. Kelly her. So I gave her a gold medal.

by The Tenant November 17, 2009

gold medal

Another term for having a large penis, derived from the fact that Trojan Magnum (large size) Condoms come in a gold foil wrapper.

Hey baby I don't know if you've ever gone gold medal before but its a whole different experience.

by k d January 10, 2008

gold medaling

Gold medaling in the (blank) olympics. When someone works their hardest to get the gold medal for something that isn't even a sport

Ex. 1
Girl #1: Geez, have you heard Karen whining all day.
Girl #2: Yeah. Looks like she's Gold Medaling in the Self Pity Olympics today.

Ex. 2
Bob: Gays have it harder than lesbians because of the ick factor, that's all I'm saying.
Jenna: Look, I can see you are trying to Gold Medal in the Oppression Olympics, but seriously, life is hard all around.

by Awesome G March 4, 2014

Gold-medal Champion

Whiteboy7thst, a gold-medal champion of the online gaming community.

Whiteboy7thst, Chuck Norris, Jesus, Gold-medal Champion

by Subscriber; Mriamsofly August 19, 2011

Gold Medal Mama

a woman who is so fat, that in order for a man to have sex with her, he has to roll her in flour to find the wet spot. this term is derived from Gold Medal brand flour.

Steve : "Man, I ain't been laid in a long time. I'd settle for a Gold Medal Mama right now."
Bill : "Ya, me too."

by JAHrules November 5, 2013

Gold Medal head

In honor of the 08 Olympics, it is a phrase to an outstanding oral performance.

That chick I dated last night was a bit of a butterface but she sure gives gold medal head!

by VictorFerrari October 15, 2008