go eat rocks

(offensive) what you say to someone who is not only very politically opinionated, and not afraid to speak their mind when it comes to politics, but also arrogantly proud of being politically incorrect as well.

son: (starts waving US Confederate flag around the room): I think we should impeach President Barak Obama; he is not doing anything meaningful concerning illegal immigration. I think we should elect either John McCain or Joe Arpaio.

father: are you nuts? since when re you so politically opinionated? I think it's your mother's upbringing. she's the one whose supposed to be politically opinionated, not you. Now, as your father, i am ordering you to either kiss the Don's ring or die. I am ordering you to stop waving that US Confederate flag, to go eat rocks, and then off to your room to do your homework Got that?

son: yes, dad. but i am entitled to my political opinion, even if I am politically incorrect

by Sexydimma May 8, 2013

go eat coal

New variation of "fuck off" or "eat shit and die." Came up with this when I had trolls piss me off and it's Christmas time. So instead of telling someone to eat shit, you can tell them to eat coal.

Troll says: Hey Asian, go steal another white husband.

I say: Hey troll, I doubt anyone is getting your rude ass anything for Christmas. Go eat coal.

by Consuela, M. December 20, 2016

Go eat paper

This means that when someone shuts someone up, they eat paper and get paper cuts in their esophagus

“Oh go eat paper for all I care.” - Geo, Roblox: The Animated Series | S1 E3 | Energy Wings

by epicnesstelevision October 11, 2021

go eat a bowl of trix

Used to tell dumbasses its time to kick rocks. Cause everyone knows. Am i right...

Anyone "Dude there is no way you can can still be up drinking after last night." Me "Go eat a bowl of trix."

Because... I am!!! I am!!!

by Mr. Dutchrunner December 27, 2017