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First you get your friends hot mom. Then you get her in bed and get her naked. Then you fuck her and make her squirt in a jar. After that you make her squirt her titty milk into the same jar and mix it well. Then you put it in a cup and refrigerate it. Then when ever your friend wants a drink you tell him its milk. But actually it's your friend's mom's juices.
My friend was being such a dick to me. I had to find the best way to get him back so, I gave him a Goelz. When I told him what I did, he was so grossed out that he threw up the second I told him.
Goelz by Chris stop her July 20, 2006
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Dino Golzine 

A complete and utter twat who deserved a much worse death.
"You're such a Dino Golzine"
Dino Golzine by Bigdiccenergy January 3, 2019
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Goelz goetz Golzi golzar goalz Golz gelz gelzanice Gelzen Gelzer
A gelatin or collagen product that is made in an animal free fashion
It's gelzen so it's vegan
Gelzen by Bash Zuna January 7, 2016

KEWL GORLZ CLAN 

WE ARE THE CLAN OF THE KEWL GORLZ . YOU CAN ONLY BE IN THE KEWL GORLZ CLAN IF YOU ARE A KEWL CULTURED PERSON. WE ARE KEWLER THAN THE OTHERS , WE STAN SHREK AND GRU .
For example, booty will become booty.

THE KEWL GORLZ CLAN ARE RECRUITING. ROAR ROAR

Bernard Goetz 

An American hero, defended himself on a New York City subway by shooting four criminal teenage negroes that were trying to rob and assault him with sharpened screwdrivers.
Bernard Goetz should have been given a medal for shooting up those turd skinned shit-wits, they all had extensive criminal records. At least he paralyzed one of them for life hahahahahahaha.
Bernard Goetz by The Dodger January 29, 2005
a line of unbelievable athletic beasts that are the coolest muthafuckas alive.. excell at anything they do and have a booming and intimidating presence both physically and through leadership.. top of the line athletes R & Z
You see him? he belongs to the Goetz line of humanity
Goetz by RZG May 30, 2008

Gollzillionaire 

When ones income surpasses all human needs.
Hey John, do you see that guy in that brand new Bugatti, he must be a Gollzillionaire
Gollzillionaire by DJ Cheeze August 28, 2010