God

God I think is fat as fuck Jesus on the other hand is skinny as fuck like how’d they make the freaking world and we’re perfect these fat skinny bitches made the world like fuck them

Zoey:I L❤️VE GOD AND JESUS THEY MADE ME

Darrin:really? I think gods fat and Jesus is fucking skinny
Zoey:😳

by Z +D=😘 October 19, 2019

God

God. Dog. God is dog... God's a bitch

God is dog backwards, God is dog, dog is bitch, God is dog bitch

by February 12, 2021

God

The dude that Lives upstairs and rules u and everyone around u.

"Wow, God really doesn't like me today"

by BadBich March 18, 2017

God

Michael Jordan

Michael Jordan is not the GOAT, he is god.

by greekthehuman March 12, 2020

God

God is a being of Love who spoke everything into existence. God is neither male or female God is Spirit, but God is usually used in a masculine form like he, his, him. God Loves you no matter what and wants you the be with him so he sent his one and only son Jesus Christ to die for your sins.

Me: “Thank you God for all you have done for me”

by [_Hi_] July 4, 2020

God

The most perfect man ever, who died for all of us knowing we may never love him. He is wonderful, and true. Give yourself to him, live for him and great things will happen❤️

God loves you:)

by Wave November 30, 2020

God

Non Existing

WOW UR DIK IS LIK GOD

by Nigerian Boiz 69 April 15, 2018