When God opens doors no one can shut and when He shuts doors no one can open—when people and circumstances appear to be preventing you from your dream, but God wouldn’t allow the doors to close if they were going to keep you from your destiny.
Closed doors look permanent—your health isn’t getting better; your financial situation isn’t improving; the chances of meeting someone look dim; you’re stuck in your job or not getting promoted—but God as your doorkeeper can just walk in and suddenly open them. Are you ready for these suddenlies, as He opens and closes the right doors to protect and propel you to your next level of growth or success?
by MathPlus November 11, 2021
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A subliminal message that is printed on all money. That is why some people value money above family,friends and sometimes other people's lives.
This is your god is printed on all money.
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When said behind a super harsh insult, it makes it seem like its okay.

Can also be used as an awesome come back and make the insulter feel like a moron.

Said with much emphasis.
Damn, Johnny you are such an idiot! God bless your soul.
Liz is such a two-faced hoe. God bless her soul.
Wow, what a dick. God bless her soul.

Adam: Wow Carol, you are so retarded.
Carol: Oh, God bless your soul.
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From Forest Gump. Said to someone who predicted or promised something that never quite showed up, as in the mountains of shrimp Forest prayed for. The implication is that it may show up yet, but you doubt it.
Robert: "You said it was supposed to be sunny today? Where the hell's this god of yours?"

John: "You gotta see this guitar player, man! He's like better than Jimmy Page!"
Tim (forty-five minutes later): "Where the hell's this god of yours?""
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What Atheists say instead of 'oh my God'.
Random kid: Look at that giant toaster eating monster!
Atheist kid: Oh your god!!
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The worst insult of all time. It’s even worst than “your family tree lgbt” and once you say it, everyone’s dead relatives in which the other person knows will go to hell. You will also win all of your arguments with it and will shut up anyone you’re arguing it.
Person #1: your mum gay
Person #2: your dad lesbian
Person #1: No u
Person #2: your granny a tranny
Person #1: don’t make me do it
Person #2: your family tre-
Person #1: “Your god a fraud
Person #2: *instantly goes to hell with everyone’s ansesters in which he knows*
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