God Church

God Church is pretty much another word for 'crazy' or 'insane'. Kind of a new YouTuber trend.

Just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god Church

Yo bro, that was God Church asf

by Ernizkool July 24, 2017

God Church

Ricegum copying jake Paul but rice made it look and sound good

Drop merch and it's selling like a god church

by Rice 🍚 August 13, 2017

God Church

A stupid phrase Snake Paul created.

And it's selling like a God church.
You: Get some help

by Payterella September 17, 2017

God Church

A shitty sentence Jake Paul made up just for his stupid ass song.

#Logang4life

" hey bro have you boughten any god churches"
" bro, what the heak is that?"

"Its just some stupid thingas that Jake Pual mad up for no reason. Stupid right?!"

"Yrah definitley stupid!"

by HeyitssomebodywhohatesJakePaul October 21, 2017

God Church

Honestly like fucking idek like some bullshit a random youtuber (that looks like that bully from that 1984 karate kid movie) made because he's trash and needs something to rhyme with merch

Just sjdjdhsjd jshdbdeb sjdhsjssj, and it's selling like a god church. ~ Jake Paul

by httpxary on instagram November 6, 2017

God Church

A stupid line used by Jake Paul in "Its everyday bro".

I drop some merchandise and it's selling like a god church"

by Jefferson The III October 30, 2017

God Church

A term used by Jake Paul meaning merch is selling fast and you need to get it while you can.

Logan Paul said his merch is on God Church status.

by Malija ~ IG @thatfamouskid November 28, 2017