Gobzoon is the next level above the term "shit-storm". When calling something a shit-storm is an understatement, Gobzoon is the term for you. It can also be purposed as an insult towards others.
The party out there is a GOBZOON! There are 7 year olds taking whiskey shots, the neighbor is mowing his lawn with a gun, DJ Khalid is on the mic yelling, "Fuck Limp Bizkit", and to make matters worse 6 police cars just rolled up!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.