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Gob-stomp 

A type of attack method used by hardcore gang/street fighters. The move involves putting a stapler opened up on the victims forehead and then curb stomping the stapler and the person in succession. Pretty damn brutal. Rumored to be the newest move on mortal combat. Suck on that chuck norris
Guy 1: I'll give you then money back!!
Guy2: too late..Gob-stomp
Guy 1: noooooo
Gob-stomp by Bigtits(2) October 26, 2010
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gob stamp 

A gob stamp is a symbol of the Rogers High School in (Puyallup, WA) "gang" called the Gobs. It's a cigarette burn mark on the hand to permanently brand you as a Gob. It's mostly done to make them seem super ~edgy~. But it's just gonna leave a gross scar that no one is going to care about two years from now.
Girl: Hey, what's that on your hand?
Boy: Gob stamp bro. GOBS4LYFE
gob stamp by playyboymouth March 9, 2010

gobstompers 

thick soled, water resistant boots
While navigating the crevasse of a wet snow pile betwixt sidewalk and cruiser, a Rochester City Police officer was heard to remark, "I should have worn my big gobstompers today."
gobstompers by everything happened. February 9, 2009

Gobstomp 

Similar to curb stomping, gobstomping is the action of destroying somebody with your own physical force. Annihilating somebody with such pure power and vigor, leaves the person incapacitated beyond belief.
Sadie the dumb bitch walked up upon me. I said "Why the fuck are you talking to me". Then I proceeded to gobstomp her until there were no remains.
Gobstomp by benitomosquito October 27, 2020
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