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Goalfriend 

A person who helps, motivates, supports and pushes you to move towards your personal and business goals with zeal.
Amanda has been a real Goalfriend to me; she has helped me find out who Pookie was messing with on IG by signing up as a fake hair page of several of his IG crushes!

The Model Mom has been a real Goalfriend to me, she has helped me write out my SWOT analysis for my business and has checked in to make sure I am moving forward in my business and personal goals!
Goalfriend by Model Mom September 15, 2018
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maciek's girlfriend 

when that one annoying classmate won't stop talking about his girlfriend.
Hey did you know Maciek has a girlfriend?
Yes you've told me about maciek's girlfriend like 15 times today

girlfriend hand

The placement of a girlfriend's hand on boyfriend's upper abs for a photograph. It allows the girlfriend to turn her body in towards the boyfriend resulting in better looking angles for her own body as well as subtly communicating to photo viewers that, "He's all mine. Step off".
"Oh wow, you totally have girlfriend hand in that photo. Are you guys getting serious?"
girlfriend hand by Pinkeyjoy January 26, 2015

Girlfriend 

something that you'll never have if you keep looking on this site.
Andrew: "Hey, did you hear about Anthony getting a girlfriend?
Tyler: "What the fuck is a girlfriend"
Girlfriend by Quack3rs October 31, 2019

girlfriend voice 

The change in pitch or tone of a man's voice when talking to their significant other. The girlfriend voice is characterized by a higher pitch and a more effeminate tone with speech patterns scattered with pet names and childish words.

This type of speech is usually frowned upon when used in the presence of other men. When another man uses this voice they will usually receive a fair amount of ridicule.
"Did you hear Bob's wicked girlfriend voice when he was talking to Lisa? Let's whip his ass!"
girlfriend voice by GFVFTL February 8, 2006

Roblox Girlfriend 

A girl who you breaks up with and then hear you uncle crying downstairs.
Bobby broke up with his Roblox Girlfriend and heard his uncle crying in the basement.

Real Girlfriend 

Calls you for nothing, texts you all the time, wants to see you, cries, gets jealous and over protective because she LOVES YOU.
I have a real girlfriend!
Real Girlfriend by BearcatCheer February 3, 2012