A euphemism for the act of defecation. Based upon the Glade 'Touch 'n' Fresh' advert where the boy will only do a poo at his friend Paul's house.
Taking a shit, laying cable, cutting off a length of dirty spine
Taking a shit, laying cable, cutting off a length of dirty spine
by me old fruity July 16, 2011
I have some things to do which are totally none of your business. EG. Drug Deal, Sex with someone we both know, Family Issue
Person 1: " So where you off to?"
Person 2: " I gotta go see a man about a dog"
Person 1: ( sits there silently knowing that they are unimportant enough to be told anything by anyone )
Person 2: " I gotta go see a man about a dog"
Person 1: ( sits there silently knowing that they are unimportant enough to be told anything by anyone )
by glengofor December 28, 2011
Realizing you messed up and self diagnosing is not answering the question but adding a lot more problems you didn't know you had 🤣😂😂💀
Going to see someone will let all my fans know what's wrong!! No I don't think of killing people but iv spoken about it 😂🤔
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 16, 2019
by Kozbot October 9, 2008
Slang for a large recreational purchase of marijauna. A reference to The Wizard of "Oz," or "Ounce."
by Doctor Gonz0 September 29, 2006
by darth rocco July 27, 2010
An euphemism used to avoid telling of your true destination, often in reply to an awkward question. In Great Britain, it is commonly used as a euphemism for going to the toilet.
"Are you and your wife coming out tonight?" "Uhhhh, I'm going to see a man about a dog."
"How come you're leaving the table?" "I'm going to see a man about a dog."
"How come you're leaving the table?" "I'm going to see a man about a dog."
by Alexandra July 29, 2004