Gnohb 

In its most generic sense, to shove a doorknob up your (or someone else's) ass.

If you gnohb with something else, then you stick something else up your (or someone else's) ass.

If you gnohb someplace else, then you stick a doorknob someplace else.

It is possible to gnohb with something other than a doorknob someplace other than in the ass, but these must be specified.

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I took that door handle and gnohbbed for half an hour last night.

Watch it or I'm going to gnohb you with this lamp (stick this lamp up your ass).

I'm going to gnohb her in the vagina (stick a doorknob up her vagina).

I think I'm going to gnohb myself in the mouth with this muffin (essentially: I think I'm going to eat this muffin).

Gnohb by Darth Flexline April 22, 2010

gnoobenflooben 

GNoobenFlooben: An experienced person who disguises themselves as a big noob for fun, sometimes even disguised as a person so noobish they pose a threat to society.

Look at bob, he is such a gnoobenflooben!
Ah look at Tim portraying himself as a gnoobenflooben for his own benefit, dreadful!

gnoobenflooben by Idicam April 12, 2017

gnobbit 

the combination of a garden gnome and hobbit

karene is a gnobbit.

gnobbit by robbie lew August 17, 2008

gnoob 

Giga + Noob, somebody who is extremely noob

Jasper is so bad, he is gnoob

gnoob by Rolo646 June 28, 2021

Gnob 

A device used by dyslexic pot-smokers

Hey, pass me the gnob after you put some fresh water in it.

Gnob by Ms. MJKeenan August 11, 2003

Grohbomb

A terrible alcoholic beverage. Drop one shot of Bacardi 151 into a glass of your favorite Four Loko. Named after it's creator, Garrett Grohman.

A: I am white-girl wasted.

B: What are you on?

A: Grohbombs.

B: I'm calling poison control.

Grohbomb by @garrettgrohman July 7, 2011

gnoblig 

eklig, ranzig, muftig

Boah, der hat sich ja wahrscheinlich Wochen lang nicht gewaschen, er sieht echt gnoblig aus.

gnoblig by muftigermoBAMBA December 5, 2022