Gnerf 

An adjective to describe someone who takes on all arguments to promote organic food and sustainable corporations.

Duco: "Sloots is such a gnerf! He gnerfs all the time."

Sloots: "gnerf"

Gnerf by Z4zaa October 7, 2010

gnerf 

Being a know-all and dictating your superior, eco-friendly opinion as being the only one a normal person could have. even though it is actually a greenpeace, treehugging opinion that's at best worth understanding in order to be able to kick the 'gnerf' in a discussion.

Note: 'gnerf' is both a verb and a noun.

person: "i think a hummer is cool"
gnerf: "Driving a hummer is bad for the environment"
person: "don't gnerf at me! let me be!"

gnerf by helemaalkaal October 9, 2010

Gnarf 

It is like you are saying LOL but gnarf.

Maximilianmus: My teammate thinks he is better than me, gnarf.

Gnarf by Lokazi June 14, 2018

Gnarfy 

When somethings so gnar gnar (gross/unpleasant) it makes you want to barf.

Eww check out that pic of Leila in the 2 sizes too small pink tube top! Way gnarfy!

Gnarfy by uberval818 July 29, 2010

Gnarfle the Garthok 

A form of punishment on the planet Remulak. The offending conehead is placed in a Colosseum-like arena containing thousands of spectators. When the garthok is released the prisoner must battle it using only a hook and short staff. If the garthok is successfully gnarfled, the prisoner regains his honor. If he fails the conehead is killed and eaten by the garthok.

You have betrayed your cone heritage; therefore, you will . . . gnarfle the garthok!

Gnarfle the Garthok by Brian McManus June 21, 2006

Gnarfankle 

A mythical creature resembling a troll that has orange/ purple hair, green skin, a five o clock shadow and in some cases, a mullet. The species range from 2-114 ft. tall and if you look them in the face, you will throw up. They brandish swords and other medieval weapons and are driven by an evil impulse to destroy all that is good.

That Gnarfankle stole my sandwich.

Gnarfankle by Q tip May 30, 2006

gerfunkenrub 

A substitute word for any sexual reference. Refers to nothing specifically but sounds extremely dirty.

Ger-funk-in-rub

John got his gerfunkenrub juice all over my shoes.

I just went to see him gerfunkenrub his gherkin.

gerfunkenrub by JocelynAlyssa October 6, 2007