Large burial ground/necropolis privately
owned by legendary, tiger-blooded, immortal American actor Charlie Sheen in which any fallen members of his paranormal 'violent love',
F-18 equipped militia, known as "the Octagon" are laid to rest. The Sheenian equivalent of Valhalla. Gnarlington is so RADICAL that
normal, loser minds cannot comprehend it, and risk turning into a exploded body over which their children
will weep. Only the (Duh!) Winning or Bi-Winning are permitted to enter.
So far, only a handful** of fire-breathing-fisted, earthworm-defeating, Vatican Assassin Warlocks are buried here, of which one, Denise Richards, is a former High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock. It's pretty
lonely down there, but you know, THEY SURE LIKE THE VIEW, ALEX.
**: Given Sheen's unlimited appeal and Bitching Rockstar from
Mars status, one would expect more than just a few - this is readily explainable by the fact that as Sheen cogently explains,
death is for pussies, like Thomas Jefferson. A loser at the end of a loser life, with ugly wife and ugly children. He didn't hang out with two smoking hotties and
fly around the world.
But what does rhyme with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be him. He works for the
Pope, he murders
people. He is the drug known as Charlie Sheen.
"Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the
Pope, we murder
people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other Gnarly Gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that,
people. See where that goes."
Charlie Sheen on warlocks earning themselves a place at Gnarlington cemetery.
