Glump

An unmeasured scoop of a viscous substance that holds it form

I asked for a glump of mayo on my sandwich.

by Bfrankaboutit August 18, 2022

Glump

A glumpy glumpsious glum of glumpilious glump.

You are looking extremely glump today.

by Mr. G. Lump August 23, 2023

Glumping

Glumping is a term used to describe someone who is zoned out from the present situation

I saw Sam glumping for hours today

by Fat fingers r bad August 6, 2016

Glumping

A medical evaluation involving the cupping of a creatures testicles.

"My God what are you doing?"
"I wanted to make sure the horse was healthy so I'm glumping it"

by Good Shlep April 1, 2022

Glumping

Accusing someone of being homosexual after strongly hinting at having homosexual tendencies yourself.

Dude 1: Wanna see my dick?

Dude 2: No, but that guy's ass is lookin hella phat on god.

Dude 1: Bruh that's kinda gay.

Dude 2: Wtf bro stop glumping.

by Freggsmash May 26, 2020

Glump/ing

I first heard the word glump in mid 90’s as it was referred to as to cum. Glumping is a verb, used in a sentence “oh baby I’m going to glump...oh god I’m glumping!!”

Glump/ing. Verb . As to Ejaculate
Oh god I’m going to glump!
Baby I’m “glumping”rite now.
I just”glumped” in my pants

Being defined as to ejaculation, orgasm, cumming

by GhostownCDA January 22, 2022