9 definitions by Freggsmash
When you grease your partner’s pubes with hair oil so that they look like Malfoy from Harry Potter’s hair; then you fuck.
by Freggsmash May 14, 2019
A colossal shit left in the toilet due to lack of flushing power provided by the toilet in question. Typically football sized- highly respected and valued among young adults and elderly alike. Originates from the high volume of colossal shits placed in the Camp Westwind restrooms.
“That’s a Westwind Shit right there”
by Freggsmash June 8, 2022
Accusing someone of being homosexual after strongly hinting at having homosexual tendencies yourself.
Dude 1: Wanna see my dick?
Dude 2: No, but that guy's ass is lookin hella phat on god.
Dude 1: Bruh that's kinda gay.
Dude 2: Wtf bro stop glumping.
Dude 2: No, but that guy's ass is lookin hella phat on god.
Dude 1: Bruh that's kinda gay.
Dude 2: Wtf bro stop glumping.
by Freggsmash May 26, 2020
An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.
Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”
by Freggsmash May 21, 2019
A ranking system hugely popular among teenage boys. Used to define the attractiveness of a female by stating how many White Claws you would need to consume in order to have sex with her.
by Freggsmash April 24, 2021
When you say something three times about someone or call someone an insult thrice, it becomes true, but only if you truly mean the insult or name with all of your heart.
Friend 1: you don’t know how to find square root? Are you retarded or something?
Friend 2: don’t use the triple timer or it might be true!
Friend 2: don’t use the triple timer or it might be true!
by Freggsmash May 15, 2019
A term used to ask for a lid full of someone’s drink. Often used for soda, or Gatorade. As long as it’s got a bottle with a cap that can have liquid poured into it, asking for cap is fair game.
Friend 1: bro this Dr. Pepper is so nice on such a hot day
Friend 2: let me get some cap homie
Friend 1: aight bet, but just this once
Friend 2: let me get some cap homie
Friend 1: aight bet, but just this once
by Freggsmash May 14, 2019