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When a large group of males (usually a party of 6 - 10 people) skeet all around the mouth, face, and all around upper body of one woman. The objective of this is to completely cover the girl in skeet, leaving her completely embaressed. Even more satisfactory if the girl deserves it, is a tool, or has any relation to the name gluck, as the first female to be "gluckfested" on was named Gluck.
1. Dude, me and my friends gluckfested this girl, and her name was Golly Muck! That's so similar to Gluck!
Gluckfest by Logan Keene June 11, 2009
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(noun) Any gathering of two or more women who begin to talk loudly and nonsensically over one another about useless things, much the same as a group of chickens clucks wildly and noisily, without exchanging any actual knowledge or really accomplishing anything at all.
Mark: "Hey, you hearin' this noise in the next room? What the fuck are all those broads yelling about?"

Steve: "Engagement rings or some shit. Total fuckin' cluckfest in there."
cluckfest by Decguy1 December 30, 2011

Gluckety Glusticall 

What is said when you choke on someones balls.
Damn, that bitch just gluckety glusticalled to death.

Bro, I finna gluckety glustical if i have to handle YOUR cock.
Gluckety Glusticall by CarlosCums September 4, 2023

Gluckstadt pedicure 

The act of vomiting on someone else’s or your own feet for sexual pleasure
Josh: How was your date last night?

David: it was great, she gave me a Gluckstadt pedicure
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026