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A gummy residue or the sticky remnants of food, oil, poop, whatever.
Damn, you used so much KY on that bitch, she's covered with glofkus!

After making a PB&J sandwhich, ones knives are usually covered with the glofkus of the food.
by BRad October 19, 2003
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