Glofkus 

A gummy residue or the sticky remnants of food, oil, poop, whatever.

Damn, you used so much KY on that bitch, she's covered with glofkus!

After making a PB&J sandwhich, ones knives are usually covered with the glofkus of the food.

Glofkus by BRad October 19, 2003

Glookus

A person of questionable character who displays shifty behavior.

Also, a person with an affinity for foods rich in saturated fat and/or gummy bears from Firdaus' office.

Daniel, you are an immense glookus

Glookus by Glookus Monitor December 1, 2017