Glocken 

A word to say when you are rather excited or feeling very hyper and random.
you say it fast and with your thumbs up and give a freaky stare and emphasize your letters. :D

normal person:how are you?
hyperactive person: GLOCKEN (Y) :D
normal person: well thats nice, i like your shoes
hyperactive person: GLOCKERRRRNNN!!! :D

Glocken by x L1l MINX 26 April 14, 2009

glockencock

The Scottish celebration in which they celebrate the kilt as a memory of old man McHaggis who got his dick shot off.

"On glockencock we wear the kilt to let our cocks hang free"

glockencock by Concerned Psychopath December 4, 2020

Glockenspiel 

1. A racist slur used by percussionists aimed towards other people but usually band kids

2. A percussion instrument with pitched metal bars arranged in a keyboard layout and is struck with a mallet to create sound, also known as bells

Can also be shorted to “glock”

Nerd 1: yo our band director is such being such a glockenspiel right now

Nerd 2: ayo that’s some racist shit man

Glockenspiel by Extra Muscular Car January 1, 2023

Glocking 

To mumble quietly and incoherently to ones self. Only speaking nonsense and/or gibberish and nothing anyone nearby can understand or respond to.

Alfred was glocking in Twitter Spaces all night last night.

Glocking by SpacesPeeps2021 June 6, 2021

Glocknade 

When a Glock handgun malfunctions resulting in a large explosion.

I was at the range yesterday when the guy in the next stall pulled out his glocknade and started unloading on some steel. The explosion destroyed half the city.

Glocknade by Rampant October 25, 2012

Die Glocke 

translate from german to "the bell" most well known as the nazi secret weapon form world war 2, though the portrayed as a weapon in "call of duty 5" as the "wunderwaffe dg2" it conception in todays media is a flying suacer like object that could defy gravity, said to have been tested at the secret nazi base Der Riese,

confused allied soldier-"is that a flying saucer?!?!"
captured german soldier-"nah thats just hitlers die glocke"

Die Glocke by im not a nazi April 10, 2011

glockenspiel'd 

The occurance of getting showed up by a glockenspiel while playing a seemingly more serious instruments.

*Steve lets out a short guitar riff*'
*Kerry performs a massive glockenspiel solo, totally flooring the crowd*
Random audience member: "Dude, you got glockenspiel'd!"

glockenspiel'd by Bob Slipperman May 14, 2006