Blonde Norwegian footballer named Erling Haaland. He's a beast on the pitch and would probably take your girl because you're too scared to fight back.

Honestly Idk what this is I made up this word after dortmund made a post on Instagram asking people to describe haaland in one word. I couldnt think of a word so I created this word.
The Globnart scored another hat-trick today.
by Boy with no identity December 8, 2021
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