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Johnny: Did you see that creepy homeless dude whip out his schlong and glick into the public urinal?

Chip: Those knuckleheads on the football team were trying to convince me to play gookie cookie.

There is NO way I'm going to glick on some cracker with a bunch of crackers!
by GrungeStein April 15, 2009
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A person who passes gas in the bathtub and has the dexterity and yearning to snort the rising bubbles with a straw.
Megnao Flimpis is reputed to be a glick...I'm not saying he is or he isn't....I just heard it from 6 people, read it on the stalls of 12 public restrooms and and found a cash register receipt for a jumbo box of straws from Sam's Club in his trash can.
by harry flashman July 04, 2003
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Hey bro check out that hot glick over there. She totally could commit suicide 2nite
by Oddysseus February 28, 2009
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(v) - a word used when one person wants to engage in sexual intercourse
the glick possition is my favorite;
will you glick me???
by witeboywithfro May 28, 2006
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A person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.
Elrod has been a hardcore glick ever since he had indoor plumbing installed.
by megnao flimpis July 03, 2003
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Sort of a "gulla" sound when licking your teeth and using a flat tone from your voicebox.
Jonny Depp glicked in "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" when he was sipping on the adrenacrome.

I glick to make my friends laugh.
by rickiedee May 21, 2006
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glick, glicking

1) verb - The noise made by viscous substances when separated from the whole

2) noun - A gloopy clicking noise
An indistinguishable glick emanating from a thin line of saliva at the ends of her mouth told the blind man she was smiling.

In the awkward pause, only the glicking of yogurt in her mouth was heard
by tbor August 13, 2011
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