Tim: Jase mate, stay with us up late on msn yeah?
Jase: Sure thing man
*Jase signs off*
Tim: I just got glenned!
Jase: Sure thing man
*Jase signs off*
Tim: I just got glenned!
by UDkid123 September 21, 2010
Jonny and Tom are talking about playing a board game, when Jonny tells Tom how he Glenned himself.
Jonny: Aw man, I had a book sitting on my lap while I was playing that game. I got so mad I slammed my fist on the book, and it hit me in the balls.
Tom: Aw man, you totally Glenned !
Jonny: Aw man, I had a book sitting on my lap while I was playing that game. I got so mad I slammed my fist on the book, and it hit me in the balls.
Tom: Aw man, you totally Glenned !
by Zoltaris November 30, 2011
When you get so drunk on wine and pass out on your bed. After you inevitablely wake up to shit you are too drunk to wipe your ass and go back to bed leaving a brown skid mark. Your wife eventually smells your shit and has to wipe your ass and the left over nuggets for you as well as buying new sheets.
by ttung95 December 6, 2019
An all around awesome man. He's a gentleman to everyone he meets. He would do anything to help a friend. He can be quite hard headed and stubborn but is always lovable. A Glen is also the best lover you will ever find. He can be romantic, hot, wild, and gentle all in the same moment.
by TigressLady February 4, 2010
A short monkey looking fellow who has a tendency to use steroids. Its believed that glen has a small penis and an erectile dis function as a result of the steroids
by hdhdhfhdjhsbdbd August 26, 2022
A Glen is someone who lacks the masculinity of an alpha male. They are unconfrontational and are unable to assert male dominance.
by TheGlenMachine June 15, 2020