by turdtsunami December 29, 2011
A poop. Often used when referring to a dog's poop, but is just as effective when talking about anyone's poop.
by MColbo September 26, 2018
He’s the guy who’s always there, whether you really wanted him there or not. He’s like a dad and he’s always there for you. He’s humble at what he does but still there to teach you. He’s pretty mature and can take a lot of shit but don’t push him. And don’t hurt any of his children because you can’t stand the unbridled rage of this man.
by mrcarollmrscottmramesglenn November 19, 2019
by CaptainVanos February 22, 2022
A man that was always kind to other people. He died trying to save the ones he loved. Glenn hates everyone named Nicholas, and has an odd thing for the girl named Maggie. He had a love for Enid, the sweet girl he was going to adopt, but then a girl named Lucille hit him up and he left his family to smash her.
by The Wonder World December 23, 2016
A person who is always right under all circumstances.
Whether you like it or not, this is a universal law.
Common agruments may be 'No u' or 'I told you so.
Instances wherein this person is not right, cannot be considered cannon.
Whether you like it or not, this is a universal law.
Common agruments may be 'No u' or 'I told you so.
Instances wherein this person is not right, cannot be considered cannon.
Your argument is invalid, you are talking to Glenn.
Glenn is always correct in what he says, no matter how hard you try to debate about it.
Glenn is always correct in what he says, no matter how hard you try to debate about it.
by StarkillerStef May 28, 2019
Glenn is literally the cutest and most angelic girl you'll ever meet.
When you get to know a Glenn, you will never ever not feel welcome, once she laid an eye on you, she'll never even risk to make u feel anything else besides the person all of her attention belongs to.
She will listen to you while talking like a waterfall, keeping the conversation going, setting herself the goal, that she'll always be trying her best to show you how much she cares about you and how much she wants to get to know you.
To reach that goal, Glenn will always be willing to make an effort, even if its just about googling silly pick-up lines for hours, she knows will make you smile.
Also, seeing her smile will melt your heart and while she smiles at you, its guaranteed that you won't be able to look at anyone or anything else besides her.
When you get to know a Glenn, you will never ever not feel welcome, once she laid an eye on you, she'll never even risk to make u feel anything else besides the person all of her attention belongs to.
She will listen to you while talking like a waterfall, keeping the conversation going, setting herself the goal, that she'll always be trying her best to show you how much she cares about you and how much she wants to get to know you.
To reach that goal, Glenn will always be willing to make an effort, even if its just about googling silly pick-up lines for hours, she knows will make you smile.
Also, seeing her smile will melt your heart and while she smiles at you, its guaranteed that you won't be able to look at anyone or anything else besides her.
by Van.gone August 27, 2019