Glen A.K.A Glenital warts is an ice road trucker who loves to we're his hat
He is usually seen to be ploughing many women at once using hit hat as the ultimate bum fiddling device
He shares his love of hats with everyone, including women men and any other animals
He is usually seen to be ploughing many women at once using hit hat as the ultimate bum fiddling device
He shares his love of hats with everyone, including women men and any other animals
by Bellyworms October 4, 2013
by The ledgbag July 27, 2017
by Shikari19971997 November 29, 2018
Wow I bet you think your a bad ass ya little Glen
You've never heard of anyone named Glen being a savage
You've never heard of anyone named Glen being a savage
by Nermey kakke November 9, 2022
by bdjcifeidnd April 18, 2020
The literal best. He is that one person that started your life off right but suddenly disappears. He's pretty adorable if you ask me. He has a hard time expressing his emotions and sometimes he just needs a friend that understands him. It's rare for a Glen to be close to you and he has only 1-5 close friends. He may be nice to you but on the inside, he can have a deep hatred for you. Glen waits for a girl to make the first move because he's scared of rejection. He has amazing friends and family.
Boy: Is that Glen? I haven't seen him in years!
Girl: Yeah, that is him! He's still as cute as I remember.
Boy: You know I'm your boyfriend right?
Girl: Yeah, that is him! He's still as cute as I remember.
Boy: You know I'm your boyfriend right?
by AnonymousButterflyy May 1, 2022
When you get so drunk on wine and pass out on your bed. After you inevitablely wake up to shit you are too drunk to wipe your ass and go back to bed leaving a brown skid mark. Your wife eventually smells your shit and has to wipe your ass and the left over nuggets for you as well as buying new sheets.
by ttung95 December 6, 2019