glenning

To deficate on ones automobile, in revenge or spite. The act of deficating directly on ones automobile. Mostly done while intoxicated. Similar to lloyding.

"Dude, im so wasted right now, im gonna go glen this guys car"
"hey dont go glenning just anyones car, thats the police cruiser"
"Dude, you saved my life"

by negus69 July 31, 2008

Glen

To not have a hard bone in your body Tobe among some of the weakes people to walk earth

Wow I bet you think your a bad ass ya little Glen

You've never heard of anyone named Glen being a savage

by Nermey kakke November 9, 2022

Glen

He sucks at football and can’t run

Mom:who’s that?

Player: that’s Glen

by bdjcifeidnd April 18, 2020

Glens

a cycling term used to describe ones massive calf muscles.

As Dave flexed his glens, a volcano erupted.

by creed bratton the fourth June 11, 2018

glenned

The act of stealing or attempting to steal anothers female partner.

Glenning - The act whilst being under took

A right glen - a person who is well known for glenning

I was right in with that tasty tart til that fat fucker over there glenned me

by Hairspray August 3, 2006

Glen

The literal best. He is that one person that started your life off right but suddenly disappears. He's pretty adorable if you ask me. He has a hard time expressing his emotions and sometimes he just needs a friend that understands him. It's rare for a Glen to be close to you and he has only 1-5 close friends. He may be nice to you but on the inside, he can have a deep hatred for you. Glen waits for a girl to make the first move because he's scared of rejection. He has amazing friends and family.

Boy: Is that Glen? I haven't seen him in years!
Girl: Yeah, that is him! He's still as cute as I remember.
Boy: You know I'm your boyfriend right?

by AnonymousButterflyy May 1, 2022

Glen Fatcock

The Model and Musician with a real Fatcock Every teen girl is bonkers for him!!

Glen Fatcock pumps all the hot teen chicks🦄

by TeenMegaWorld August 22, 2022